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Bet the ranch on a short, win a Greek Hovel Holiday – entry No 7: The Cornishman on Cirata

Tom Winnifrith
Saturday 31 October 2026

To win an off peak holiday at the Greek Hovel simply send 300-999 words to [email protected] on one UK listed stock capitalized at more than £10 million whose shares you expect to collapse, preferably to zero, but are not yet suspended. The deadline to enter is midnight on Saturday but why tarry. Seventh up is the Cornishman on Cirata (CRTA) at 4.9p. That gives a market cap of sub £8 million so thus entry will be disqualified ( there is a £10 million cut off in the contest) but I run it anyway as Cirata is doomed..

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