The computer models from the UEA were all wrong, the data was manipulated and the world has not got hotter since 1997 as the global warming nutters predicted. Michael Mann can stick his made up hockey stick where the sun don't shine, however much carbon he emits. It was all a scam so global warming became climate change.
As I enjoyed 40 degree heat in Greece in May and June I thought to myself, gosh it is summer and I am in Greece and it is hot, well there's a surprise. Back in Britain it was apprently very wet and cold and the global warming nutters stayed silent for a while.
But then for the past two days it has been very hot indeed, by British standards, at 32 degrees in some places.
It will be cooler today but after the two day scorcher of a summer in one small group of islands offshore Europe the nutters are out in force. Clearly the whole world is getting hotter. We are all going to die. Shut down all coal fired power stations and shoot anyone driving a car. Send saint fucking Bono on a private plane to speak to the UN about it. We must act fast. Chicken Little just said so on the BBC.