11 days ago
Shares in disastrous bitcoin in treasury Bixby Edwards spoof, Satsuma Technology (SATS) would be stunningly cheap if at 0.2p if I was in charge. I could guarantee that investors would make 50% to 100%. Sadly I am not.
12 days ago
I have spent most of the day on the BIG STORY which Comrade Basham reckons could be the biggest of my career. Right now it takes precedence over everything. You will see why! As part of that I have spent hours in contact with various regulators. Certain crazy folks who think I am some arch villain have no idea about how much they love me and my work. I discuss that, Darren's finest hour with today's upgrade, and then Medpal AI (MPAL), Satsuma (SATS) and Eco Buildings (ECOB).
15 days ago
Maybe some folks out there are listening to my suggestions about Satsuma (SATS) after all! For yesterday afternoon its board ‘fessed that Shard Capital, representing 49% of shareholders , had demanded an EGM to sack the CEO and CFO. Natch Satsuma is consulting with its advisors as to the legality etc but you just need to go to the December 17 2025 prospectus to see why this is justified and that the requisitioners are not amateurs.
20 days ago
I start with those who show anger and those who show denial about Skinbiotherapeutics (SBTX) and who fail to appreciate the real victims of this fraud as I most certainly do. And who are the guilty men, the fraudsters and the enablers. Then I look at unknown knowns and known unknowns at the same company before looking at Jade Road (JADE) and Golden Rock Global (GCG) both run by John Croft. Then it is onto Satsuma (SATS) Amaroq (AMRQ) and Kefi Gold & Copper (KEFI). Apology, the cash position for Skins was at 13 Febuary not December 31 as stated in the podcast. The thesis is unchanged.
21 days ago
On 28 January the directors of Satsuma (SATS) received a sack the board notice which they subsequently verified as kosher. The reason that 49% of equity owners have already signed up to this is the obscene director and PDMR greed which, as I exposed HERE, will eat into NAV in a suicidal way.
70 days ago
No I have not been on the Christmas sherry, I ask the question very seriously but what is the answer? Here are the facts:
83 days ago
I look at the generous spirt of the Euroloon, London Bitcoin Company (BTC), Satsuma (SATS), Card Factory (CARD), Atlas Metals (AMG), Skinbiotherapeutics (SBTX) and Avacta (AVCT)
83 days ago
I despair. Just what is the FCA smoking? It has approved the prospectus submitted by Satsuma (SATS) so the company will not go bust and its share capital will be swollen as vast numbers of CULS are converted into shares. But did the FCA not read pages 79 and 80 or were its staff too bust downloading ESG porn at that point?
85 days ago
I refer to an article on my own website HERE regarding Warwick School. Moral of the story, I do not give up whatever is thrown at me. I then turn to Eden Research (EDEN), Satsuma (SATS), Hamak Strategy (HAMA), Union Jack Oil (UJO) and Sundae Bar (SBAR).
88 days ago
I suggest that the answer to the Powerhouse (PHE) questions is that it has to be soon and possibly. I explain why. Then I look at gold and bitcoin prices and discuss why I'm not tempted by high cost gold plays. When folks start pushing them I will be looking to exit the sector. I look at Georgina Exploration (GEX) which needs a 'fess up RNS PDQ, Satsuma (SATS) which, even back at 0.82p, is 60-100% overvalued, the fall out from the Tiger Alpha (TIR) unwind and how it may whack the Colin Bird mining minnow penny dreadfuls. Then I discuss Card Factory (CARD) and why my kitchen ceiling tells you not to catch a long term falling knife.
89 days ago
I discuss today's news from Satsuma (SATS)., Its shares are now either 70% or 100% overvalued as it is forced to dump almost half its bitcoin at a loss.
96 days ago
In today's bearcast on an ouzo day I look at Amazing AI(AAI), Defence Holdings (ALRT), Hamak Strategy (HAMA), Smarter Web Company (SWC), Satsuma (SATS), the wretched and ghastly Mir and Trustpilot (TRST)
100 days ago
I start with Advent Calendars and first Christmas presents swapped. Then it us Satsuma (SATS) and more Amazing AI (AAI) bombshells.
101 days ago
Satsuma (SATS) released its interim results for the period from 1 March 2025 to 31 August 2025 at 1.41 pm yesterday and they make for miserable reading for shareholders in this spoof which has raised £180 million run by a man whose previous venture was going to cure global warming with seaweed. The writing is on the wall, Even Hellen Keller has spotted that.
102 days ago
I start with Black Friday then Amazing AI (AAI) and today's bombshell, Vast Resources,(VAST), Versarien (VRS) and Satsuma (SATS). Ouzos all round.
125 days ago
French based, NYSE listed software outfit Sequans (US:SQNS) started a bitcoin in treasury strategy in July. Now that strategy is in full reverse with the excuse given patently unbelievable. Stevie Wonder can see that the Frogs are making it up as they go along. It shows how the bubble has burst.
138 days ago
I report back from the Wrexham game and the schoolboy error of the World's Greatest living expert on Music Magpie. I discuss today's dash to trash ref Versarien (VRS) and Supply@ME Capital (SYME). Look at Satsuma (SATS) as it finds a new auditor. Then it is why ATMs are death spirals ref Smarter Web (SWC), Defence Holdings (ALRT) and Hamak Strategy (HAMA).
145 days ago
I discuss Kefi Gold & Copper (KEFI), Ukrainian Young Ladies, Hamak (HAMA), Satsuma (SATS), Nightcap & Brighton City Council, Smarter Web (SWC) and in detail Defence Holdings (ALRT), a monumental short/sell. Plus there is bit of macro babble
148 days ago
I think it perfectly possible that the liars at Satsuma Technology (SATS) will fail to get the FCA to approve its new prospectus for an RTO by the new December 30 deadline. After all its lawyers quit because of accounting high jinks and Satsuma then lied about that to investors. But it may start to unravel before then…. Think about it as the shares are now 0.9p to 1.1p.
153 days ago
I discuss that letter, have dynamite news for Satsuma (SATS) cover WH Ireland (WHI) and Mercantile Ports & Logistics (MPL) where, finally, I reckon I may have an ouzo moment soon.
165 days ago
During the past 24 hours the price of a range of cryptocurrencies including bitcoin and Ethereum has tumbled sharply. Bitcoin itself is now back below $110,000 having been $125,000 just a couple of weeks ago. Yet folks like my pal Dominic Frisby still insist that it is a store of value when compared to fiat. Can the bulls explain one thing to a silly old dinosaur like myself?
166 days ago
In today's podcast I look at Wishbone Gold (WSBN), PennPetro (PPP), London Bitcoin Company (BTC) and the LIARS at Satsuma (SATS).
166 days ago
"Oh dear, Oh dear", as disgraced ex share tipster Mike Walters used to say when yet another of his disastrous share tips went horribly Pete Tong. Walters would have loved Satsuma Technology (SATS): loss making, proven liars and advised by rogues such as the journalist smearing PR scum at Yellow Jersey. It has all the attributes of a classic Old Mother Walters tip. Today’s RNS ends with the confession of lying.
168 days ago
I start the podcast discussing crabapple jelly and emails to cheapskates to fund goat farming. Then it is Satsuma (SAT), the gold and bitcoin prices, Bluebird Mining Ventures (BMV) and Skinbiotherapeutics (SBTX)
174 days ago
I have dropped a note to Nikhil Rathi, CEO of the FCA, asking if he regards lying in an RNS in a market his organization regulates as acceptable. You would have thought that the answer is “No” but the ack of action to correct the Satsuma (SATS) lying suggests otherwise.
176 days ago
I consider whether it is right for the Euroloon Jonathan Price to lay Nigel Farage and conclude not. Then I look at S4 Capital (SFOR), Anglo Eastern Plantations (AEP), Satsuma (SATS) and Bluebird Mining Ventures (BMV).
177 days ago
On Friday Satsuma Technology (SATS) lied to investors via RNS but it’s what it is covering up that the FCA should be all over. In case the regulators have overlooked this 175 million pounds scandal I have dropped them a note
178 days ago
The ball is now in the FCA's court. I explain how Satsuma (SATS) could be insolvent by October 1, the whole bubble could blow up.
179 days ago
The gonad kick comes from Eco Buildings (ECOB) where I apologise and feel let down. the triumph is from Satsuma (SATS) which I expose as lying to investors about why its auditor has quit which I reckon is down to my accounting exposes This may cause the FCA to block its prospectus. I discuss that and also ref Atlas Metals (AMG) the massive regulatory weakness of the main market that seemingly allows directors to lie with impunity.
190 days ago
Today Satsuma (SATS) published its audited interim results for period from 1 June 2025 to 8 August 2025. They record a loss of £10,377,000 and the company was technically insolvent with net liabilities of £6,845,000 versus a market capitalisation of £13.2 million. But given it held £54,043,000 of cash and £99,590,960 in Bitcoin there is no risk of the company going bust for liquidity reasons. The liabilities are almost all CULS so when they convert they will disappear.
190 days ago
It is my 12th wedding anniversary, for a man with my marital track record that is an achievement. After noting that I discuss Kefi Gold & Copper (KEFI), Versarien (VRS), Hemogenyx (HEMO) and Satsuma (SATS).
204 days ago
I discuss bitcoin prices and how and why this bubble is deflating and could bust. I discuss Smarter Web (SWC), Consilium (COIN), now 95% down in 10 weeks, London Bitcoin Company (BTC), Bluebird (BMV) and Satsuma (SATS)
215 days ago
I start with our most useless chancellor since Gordon Brown and today's base rate cut. Then I give you two email addresses you may care to use if you are an Optibiotix (OPTI) shareholder before I look at news from ECR Minerals (ECR) and Satsuma (SATS).
216 days ago
Satsuma Technology (SATS) the bitcoin in treasury operation chaired by Matt Lodge, formerly an expert if fighting global warming by growing seaweed, set out to raise a minimum of £100 million in loan notes convertible at 1p but has raised a monstrous £163.66 million. This can only end in tears
217 days ago
I start wih the next steps against Julie Meyer, Neil Woodford and Dave Richards of Wandisco infamy. Am I allowed to feel a bit smug today? I discuss the failings and there are many of them of the FCA as expsed by the Woodford affair. I discuss Domino's Pizza (DOM), Satsuma (SATS) and Georgina Energy (GEX) which looks like its toast. Tomorrow is Optibiotix (OPTI) battle day and my train tickets to London have just been booked.
218 days ago
Today Satsuma (formerly TAO Alpha) (SATS) has announced a Board change which some folk seem to think is good news. Think again. Satsuma states:
225 days ago
I start with more failings by the NHS then it is Ariana (AAU), Bluebird Mining (BMV), Satsuma (SATS), Tiger Royalties (TIR) and Optibiotix (OPTI)
226 days ago
Strategy (MSTR) is the big daddy of bitcoin in treasury companies and its success is seen, by believers, as proof that The Smarter Web Company (SWC) can go only one way. But even Strategy trades at less than 2 times NAV whereas the Smarter Web company, at 217.5p, trades at more than five times fully diluted NAV. So, if one accepts that Strategy is cheap, which I am not sure I do, then that does not make Smarter Web anything but expensive. But what if Strategy shares were to puke? Could that happen?
231 days ago
In today's podcast I discuss Wishbone Gold (WSBN), The Smarter Web Company (SWC), the Reverend Andrew Carter and the other zealots, Coinsilium (COIN), London Bitcoin Company (BTC), Satsuma (SATS) , your FREE MONEY GUARANTEED WIN TRADE and finally Skinbiotherapeutics (SBTX)
238 days ago
I start with Greek news (good) and then agreeing with Brian Basham, champagne socialist of the year 2002-25, on the latest madness of Rachael from Customer Services on mortgages and cash ISAs. Then Ariana (AAU), Satsuma (SATS), Cirata (CRTA) and Sosandar (SOS)
238 days ago
I am not surprised that punters with warrants mainly at 1p but also at 6p have been exercising in droves as announced today. With the shares at almost 10p but worth a maximum of 1p but perhaps as little as 0.1p depending on whether the current 100 million quid funding round at 1p succeeds, folks would be mad not to exercise warrants and sell. Equally anyone buying the shares at almost 10p is also mad. Today there is another howling corporate governance stinker.
239 days ago
I discuss frustrations and blunders here in Greece and the gloomy view one gets of the UK from afar. Then: Eco Buildings (ECOB) and the idea of a Sharestock boxing match between fagash Brailey and Chris Gilbert, Bluebird Mining Ventures (BMV), Tern (TERN), Vast Resources (VAST) and more total nonsense at Tao Alpha/Satsuma (SATS)
242 days ago
Its valuation is bonkers and as revealed earlier, its accounts are iffy. But is Tao Alpha (SATS) about to lose its best known backer?
242 days ago
The bitcoin in treasury madness continues. Valuations are still crazy. Chancers like David Lenigas are ramping as never before. Sordid promoters discuss new valuation metrics to justify the insanity and amid all of this who cares about material accounting tomfoolery?
244 days ago
Another day and another bit of nonsense from Tao Alpha (SATS), the bitcoin in treasury come AI spoof shortly to be renamed Satsuma and which, at 10.1p is now capitalised at a fully diluted £1.3 billion. On a fully dilulted basis it would sit on cash and shitcoin of c£100 million.
246 days ago
The shares are racing ahead today on news that a new bitcoin spoofer has joined the board as a NED. Henry Elder may be a jolly fine chap but shares in Tao Alpha (SATS) soon to be renamed Satsuma Technology, are now almost 10p. This is insane.
