52 days ago
I start with the useless Police, poor Henry Nowak, my old school and then turn to a smug and useless financial; establishment: Satsuma (SATA), Valereum (VLRM) and BSF Enterprise (BSFA) and the warrants scam underway.
70 days ago
I end by describing what torture awaits. I start with the Valereum (VLRM) scandal and then consider how it now seems to be wholly acceptable to mislead punters ahead of fund raisings looking at Kefi Gold & Copper (KEFI), Predator Oil & Gas (PRD), Amaroq (AMRQ) and Optibiotix (OPTI). How cynical we have all become.
70 days ago
In allowing Valereum (VLRM) to buy off its advisors by handing out 1 million warrants with a 1p strike and another 2.5 million with a 2.5p strike in return for not demanding answers to massive questions but instead organizing a bailout fund raise, AQSE Regulation shows why it is not fit for purpose. The whole AQSE market is officially a total rum ‘n’coke.
71 days ago
In February of this year Guild Advisory “parted company” with what was then Wildcat Petroleum , now Wildcat Gold (WCAT) as its Main Market listed advisor. Wildcat could not afford to pay the fees so declined to renew the annual contract. Guild let it be known that it was not devastated, it had read all the exposes of the lies, the pumping and other shenanigans on this website, it knew Wildcat was a wrong un. Today…
74 days ago
I simply cannot understand why shares in Valereum (VLRM) continue to trade after it has been shown to have deceived investors so often. At 3.25p it is, quite amazingly, still capitalized at £16 million. There are three questions that hapless advisor Ross Andrews of Guild should be forcing his client to answer. If it can’t or won’t the shares should surely be suspended.
86 days ago
I start with Home REIT (HOME) and Li9am Byrne MP, then Valereum (VLRM) then it is proposed AIM Rule Changes, the difference between Sharestock and Futura Medical (FUM) and finally Eco Buildings (ECOB). Sharestock is now 80% so;ld out so to ensure you get a seat book HERE
86 days ago
There have been two disciplinary notices snuck out by the AQSE Regulation team in the past week. And each of them makes me despair of the clown show. The first was snuck out after hours at no-one is watching O’Clock last Friday although it is dated as being a sanction on March 9.
92 days ago
It seems as
if Valereum (VLRM) CEO Gary Cottle is having another Investor Meet session
where he promises to answer shareholder questions. I can’t see the point of
thus as Gary told such a whopping monster porky at the last, March 31, IM
claiming that QGP would be handing over no less than $500,000 within 5 business
days. It then turned out to be $300,000 and its unclear if, in fact, any of
that has been paid. So with the caveat that Cottle is a fecking liar not fit to
tun a bath let alone a public company, a reader has sent him nine questions to answer.
I have 1 more. The odds on Cottle answering at all?
94 days ago
Companies that default on one payment often default on more, it is a sign of a company in real trouble. However they dress it up, a company that cannot pay its bills, especially if it is clearly a fiat guzzler, is one that is simply not investment grade. Two companies leap to mind on news today. Shares in both, about which I have repeatedly warned, are just univestable.
95 days ago
In today's vearcast I discuss Kefi Gold & Copper (KEFI), gold, Valereum (VLRM), 2 looming business failures for La Willingham and Hemogenyx (HEMO)
95 days ago
I am sure that as part of his extensive due diluigence into the thrice defaulting Quorious Global Photonics , in his role, pro tem, as AQSE Advisor to Valereum, Ross Andrews of Guild has checked this out. It is an easy question
98 days ago
I am utterly gobsmacked that Guild Advisory, run by Ross Andrews has not resigned as advisor to AQSE Lobsterpot posterboy Valereum (VLRM). One wonders what exactly a company needs to do to get Andrews quitting, other than weaponizing my mother’s suicide. The last statement from Valereum left two big new questions unanswered. Ross is refusing to return calls so I want it on the record what he should be forcing his client to state in an RNS.
99 days ago
I look back at a great Ofex fraud of the 1990s and at bug frauds we exposed in the 2010s. I fear I have never been thus cynical about the way London small caps operate. I discuss Bluebird Mining (BMV), Valereum (VLRM) and Quantum Blockchain (QBT) in historic contexts.
99 days ago
You could not make it up. Well I guess Valereum (VLRM) can. Quorium Global Photonics, the Cayman based start up created by the son and business partner of a convicted ponzi fraudster with a $200 website has again defaulted on its coupon payment. This is the third time and how on earth Ross Andrews at Guild Advisory has not resigned is truly baffling. He has not returned my call. The statement is opaque.
100 days ago
Should I buy Kefi Gold and Copper (KEFI) or Amaroq (AMRQ) to pay for a new motor, as a spiv trade, asks a reader. I really am not your man but I look at why Kefi is weaker today and discuss how shares move ahead and during inclusion in the FTSE 250. I also suggest milestones we would like to see at Amaroq. Then it is gold prices and the Orange Man. Valereum (VLRM) and finaly a detailed look at Hamak Strategy (HAMA). Is its death spiral ATM working and if so why no RNS? If not just how cash screwed is it as it enters the third month of repayments to Yorkville and starts exporation work in Africa?
100 days ago
I simply cannot believe that after its serial misleading statements Valereum (VLRM) is still trading on the AQSE lobster pot. I can only conclude that AQSE Regulation and Ross Andrews at Guild Advisory have been having a heavy session with my old pal Liam “the Toke” Murray at Cairn, so allowing this farce to go on. Anyhow, today is day 4 so where is the RNS?
102 days ago
U start with an apology to one listener regarding Cherly Cole. Then Valereum (VLRM), Bluebird Mining Ventures (BMV), Wildcat Petroleum (WCAT) and Cornish Metals (TIN). Madness abounds.
104 days ago
Another day in the Valereum (VLRM) circus sees CEO Garry Cottle posting the letter below to the company’s telegram group. It is quite bonkers. On the one hand he says that there will be announcements in the coming days and on the other hand he says he’d like to buy out unhappy shareholders. If he know things that are going to happen would that not be insider dealing? Just how long can AQSE Regulation and advisor Ross Andrews tolerate this sort of behaviour? Cottle also accuses his former advisor First Sentinel, which quit with immediate effect because of the QGP deal, of “spouting nonsense.”
105 days ago
The big question is whether the spiv Somerville has flipped his Kefi Gold & Copper (KEFI) as threatened with the shares at 1.5p. I think he's lost his marbles. Valereum (VLRM) has lied in an RNS. And even if true it shows that CEO Gary Cottle misled investors on a conference call last week. You really just could not make this rubbish up. Target price 0p. I discuss the latest Italian farce at Quantum Blockchain Technologies (QBT) and then more snakes in the garden of Eden Research (EDEN)
105 days ago
I draw your attention to the London South East Asylum yurned sewer of a chatroom Valereum (VLRM) thread where today’s postings include a discussion of me having sex with my wife ( I kid you not), all sorts of defamatory allegations that I pay folks to post there as part of a clickbait model or that I am posting there myself under numerous aliases and idiots like Crazy Colette insisting that no news is good news and the shares are about to roof it. That is apparently all fine and dandy. But there is a voice missing.
105 days ago
No cash coupon, however paltry, appears to have been received by Valereum from Quorium Global Photonics, the start up with a $200 website run by the son on a convicted ponzi fraudster, within the five business days schedule it announced on March 31. Maybe it has arrived and Valereum has just not issued an RNS. I have written to its advisor Ross Andrews of Guild
106 days ago
Just a reminder that the first cash payment from Quorium Global Photonics , the start up created by the son of a convicted ponzi fraudster with a $200 website, was due to Valeruem (VLRM), after the first default, should have been paid within 5 business days of March 31. That is to say by 7.31 AM this morning.
107 days ago
On 29 March the start up with a $200 website, Quorium Global Photonics, defaulted on a $3.9 million coupon payment to Valereum (VLRM) which it had promised to pay in fiat or in a fiat linked well established crypto. On 31 March Valereum, which is running on vapours, said the default was all agreed and instead…
113 days ago
On June 3rd 2025 Valereum (VLRM) announced that it was to purchase a minority stake costing it $2.5 million in a Delaware based Saas business Blubird Global Inc. It was to buy its stake in tranches with the first cash paid upfront and “the remaining tranches expected to be completed by September 2025.” So far so good.
113 days ago
Instead of, as it promised in an RNS, accepting a coupon of dollars from Quoruym Global Photonics the startup from the caymans set up by a man whose business associate and Dad is a convicted ponzi fraudster, Valereum (VLRM) says it is accepting new gold backed crypto tokens created by QGP, VGOLD.
114 days ago
They are a crazy bunch these Valereum (VLRM) shareholders and CEO Gary Cottle. As they held an investor call yesterday I went out into the fields on my ride on lawnmower to think about Tony Baldry, of which more later, as I cut the grass. But as you can see below, the dimwit shareholders went bonkers in the company’s telegram group egged on by Cottle.
115 days ago
Not that you are an idiot but I'll tell you tomorrow about a stock that looks jolly cheap to me - a podcast interview is in the can. I also discuss Lift Global Ventures (LFT), 2 big questions for Valereum, gold, Golden Prospect (GPM), Close Brothers (CBG) and 2 big dangers at Plexus (POS).
115 days ago
Having parted company with advisor Guild (of Valereum infamy) , main market listed shitco Wildcat Petroleum (WCAT) now has to write its own press releases and that might explain today’s complete dog’s dinner of an interims. Chairman Mandhir Singh makes my five year old daughter Jaya look like Shakespeare. But it is what is NOT said rather than what is said that is the killer.
115 days ago
Crazy Colette Quinn will, like the Valereum (VLRM) share price, be in meltdown on belated news today that Quorium Global Photonics has defaulted on its quarterly coupon of $3.95 million due on Sunday. Yes the 2025 start up created by a man, Stephen Fathers, who co-runs another company with his ponzi fraudster convicted dad and which has a $200 website, has not paid. Who would have thought?
116 days ago
By that I mean that they want to get their hands on dumb money in a placing: I discuss when and why for Bluebird (BMV) and Blackbird (BIRD). Then it is rate hikes/cuts, why the UK has stubborn inflation and gold. I look at Mirriad (MIRI), Valereum (VLRM) and Probiotix (PBX) with its accounting boo-boo but cracking results.
116 days ago
Yesterday Valereum (VLRM) should have received, $3.8 million, the quarterly couon minus a prepayment on the $200 million of bonds issued to it by Cayman based startop QGP, the company with a $200 website run by the chap whose Dad shares a business address with his son and has a lifetime ban from financial services for ponzi fraud.
119 days ago
In today's podcast I look at Valereum (VLRM), gold, butcoin, Kefi Gold & Copper (KEFI) and Amoraq (AMRQ)
123 days ago
I start on Valereum (CLRM) and the various end games. I hope that its advisor, Guild, really is doing DD here but I am not so sure. Then onto Trump, oil, Iran and gold. There is no second gyessing The Donald, is there?
123 days ago
We are back once again to AQSE listed Valereum (VLRM) and its drowning in red flags partner Quorium Global Photonics, QGP, which is supposedly good for $279 million over the next five years. On its newly relaunched $200 website it claims that its assets are audited twice a year by a big 4 accounting firm. I have written to AQSE advisor Ross Andrews of Guild
123 days ago
I have raised numerous questions about Quorium Global Photonics, QGP, which has supposedly put up $200 million to get a 50% stake in worthless Valereum (VLRM). Here is another massive red flag, spotted by an IT whizz of a reader. Now maybe advisors Guild and AQSE Regulation are IT savvy and know better. I doubt it.
128 days ago
As shareholders in Amazing AI (AAI) found out, if an AQSE advisor quits without notice shares in that company are suspended at once. If thus us not the first advisor resignation then with a limited pool of other advisors it can be impossible to find another advisor and so the shares get booted off the market and punters lose everything. I have written to Ross Andrews whose firm Guild Advisory acts for Valereum (VLRM) with a series of questions.
129 days ago
Enjoy the interweb evidence below tying supposed billionaire, the ponzi fraud operator Douglas Fathers to this flat in Fort Lee. And you still thunk the Fathers family is good for $200 million. I end with Valereum (VLRM) and start with BSF Enterprise (BSFA). Target price in both cases 0p.
129 days ago
Crazy Colette who has demanded in more than 20 emails that I stop writing about Valereum (VLRM) because asking questions or raising facts is “market abuse” has now contacted my colleague Darren.
130 days ago
Today Cardiogeni (CGNI) has issued an RNS which sounds to good to be true. Given that this company is another bastard love child of the struck of dentist Ajan Rejinald and his long term business partner Sir Martin Evans, whose high jinks this website has exposed regularly, earning praise from Private Eye, I know what I think!
132 days ago
Colette Quinn still insists that my writings on Valereum (VLRM) are market abuse and must stop immediately. Whatever. It is 2026 so asking questions and pointing out facts should not be allowed. One of the things she claims that I am getting wrong is not appreciating that the $200 million loan notes Valereum owns, provided by a start up with its website down for maintenance, are a really sound asset. I put this to a real Banksta and his answer only adds to my belief that this is a disaster waiting to happen.
133 days ago
It was not a bad season for West Ham but that is not what we were discussing it was the parallels with 2026, Blue Owl, Bear Stearns, oil, base rates and gold. Them I look at the BSF Enterprise (BSFA) scandal, Skinbiotherapeutics (SBTX) and more Mark Dixon share buying and also is it THE Colette Quinn who wants to silence me over Valareum (VLRM)
133 days ago
I start with today's update received from North Wales Police and it is now again looking at the 2021 fraud Zoetic harassment of me by Seth Freedman who was engaged by City financier Alistair Cade. Chin up lads. I then look at how Valereum (VLRM) plays out. It could mutibag or it could zero. I discuss the two possible outcomes and the key dates which determine what happens and what advisors Guild need to prove up. Or resign.
133 days ago
Oh dear, oh dear. I am not sure if Colette has actually read what I have written about Valereum (VLRM) or has simply read on the LSE Asylum that I have been dishing out the "hurty words*. Anyhow, apparently my hurty words have singlehandedly caused “huge paper losses “ for Colette and “many, many small investors.”
133 days ago
If I had a quid for every time some moron invested in a company that was low grade, or worse, reported me to the FCA for my "hurty words" I would be almost as rich as Evil Banksta, but far more modest about my genius. And so here we go again. Both on the LSE Asylum and in private telegram groups shareholders in Valereum (VLRM) are furious at me for exposing monster red flags HERE and HERE and for other bearish articles but think they know how to stop me. My target price remains 0p. When idiots in a company start mass reporting you to my good pals at the FCA you know, as a bear, you are onto a winner.
134 days ago
I discuss utter regulatory failure re Valereum (CMRM) after today's expose HERE. Then Skinbiotherapeutics (SBTX) as the shares fall back to 10p and Amaroq (AMRQ) as its shares fall to 101p. I blame Darren's countrymen for that.
134 days ago
At a £35 million market cap, Valereum (VLRM) is one of the biggest companies on AQSE. So this is embarrassing for the folks round at the Lobster Pot but, following my expose earlier, its shares really need suspending and if I was advisor Guild I’d be drafting a resignation letter now. I have written to my friends at AQSE Regulation and to Guild Advisory. Enjoy
134 days ago
I have long warned that the supposed $200 million investment to obtain 49.9% of Valereum (VLRM) a worthless crypto play with a business model so convoluted and complex that even Nobel prize winners would not understand it, looked to good to be true. Now I want to tell you about an SEC convicted ponzi fraudster and an address in Nassau in the Bahamas. This stock should be suspended PDQ
149 days ago
I discuss the Herculean task I wrestle with right now and then Valereum (VLRM) and Predator Oil & Gas (PRD)
184 days ago
I cannot remember the memorable word on the online portal the dinosaur has set up for me otherwise I might trade a bit more. But flying blind I explain what I have bought today. I then discuss Ariana (AAU), Avacta (AVCT) and Valereum (VLRM) where someone clever like PL is needed to explain to me why anything makes sense. Finally my NBF has invited me to go along and get lynched by some bitcoin groupies.
187 days ago
In various guises and under various management teams I have always been a perma bear of AQSE listed Valereum (VLRM). Its shares were suspended on December 17 when advisor First Sentinel quit with immediate effect. Valereum said that a replacement would be found soon. So far…crickets.
219 days ago
I start on AI and job losses. Then I look at 2 companies with big news today: both begin with V, both will end in tears and both have been promoted for reasons one can only guess at by brown envelope man, I refer to Victoria (VCP) and Valereum (VLRM).
273 days ago
Comrade Richard Poulden is no longer involved with Valereum (VLRM) the AQSE listed dog that he, his bromantic partner Dave Lenigas and brown envelope man Zak Mir pumped with claims of a 100p or 200p valuation. Investors who bought into that pump did their conkers and the shares are now 4.375p with a new band of scholars and gentlemen on board, lead by CEO Gary Cottle.
302 days ago
If your company was generating cash you would not be dumping shares you hold in another company when they trade at near all time lows. But that is exactly what The London Bitcoin Company (BTC), run by David Lenigas, is doing.
359 days ago
You cannot say that I did not warn everybody that David Lenigas run bitcoin in treasury spoof London Bitcoin Company (BTC), formerly Vinanz, would end in tears. Perhaps some Jew haters would rather I did not term Lenigas a promoter and serial destroyer of value, allowing him to fleece new punters. But I did warn and warn again. In 37 days the shares have collapsed from a peak ramp 55p to just 5.5p bid. Look at the Lenigas tweets from 37 das ago and all the way up and down and feel disgust. You will be revolted and may even pity the lambs who liked or retweeted his words with such enthusiasm, lapping up the hopium and dreaming of being rich.
457 days ago
Actually I do not. AQSE Regulation has shown over its failure to deal with the prospectus fraudsters still running Eight Capital Partners (ECP) that they are just as useless as the Oxymorons at AIM regulation. I bet both are pretty hot on sniffing out directors who might have made a sexist or transphobic remark but in terms of stopping white collar crime? Forget it.
887 days ago
Shares in Aquis listed Valereum (VLRM) remain suspended on the Aquis lobster pot at just 3.85p. Founder Richard Poulden has scuttled away and the former rampers in chief David Lenigas and brown envelope man Zak Mir who told us the shares would hit either 100p or 200p have gone strangely silent. The company is technically insolvent. Today another body blow…
912 days ago
Oh dear, oh dear. Do you remember when the Sith Lord Zak Mir was being pushed brown envelopes to say these shares were heading to 200p while David Lenigas said they were going to 100p repeatedly on twitter? Or was it the other way round. Anyhow that pumping allowed Richard Poulden, assisted by spoofery from London’s new Lord Mayor to do a placing at 64p. I have repeatedly exposed the shenanigans and now vindication for me. Ouzo for the Sheriff no more brown envelopes for Mir.
1382 days ago
Yesterday I flagged up the laughable interims from the Richard Poulden/David Lenigas/Zak Mir ramp Valereum (VLRM) in which the company claimed that a £6 million overdraft facility was a current asset. I know that both Poulden and Mir were keen supporters of the bogus cult of Modern Monetary Theory so maybe that is where this all comes from: rather than printing money, Poulden is printing assets. I blamed Ms Heena Karani and advisors Peterhouse for allowing this novel, and wholly bogus, new development in accounting to be published. I was wrong and offer my apologies to Ms. Karani and to Peterhouse. Well sort of.
1481 days ago
I start with two examples of utter stupidity from the man known as BlowJo. Then on how Big Corporate is rallying round Halifax and its woke hectoring of its customers. Then onto Nanosynth (NNN) were the share price target is now a fall of 80-00% and Valereum (VLRM), the Richard Poulden NFT ramp where I predict a share price collapse within weeks.
1768 days ago
David Lenigas is to ramptastic tweeting what Colin Bird is to pre placing pumps. He just cannot help himself. Today’s special is a picture of two men in late middle age standing in a tax haven shaking hands. Apparently this is very significant for Aquis lobster pot listed Valereum (VLRM), the crypto play pumped to 80p three months ago as the shameless chartist turned penny share stock promoter Zak Mir called it up to £2, That helped it get away a £1 million placing at 70p. Its shares now trade at 29p but even that is still a staggering 20 times net assets for this loss making business. Maybe three men could shake hands tomorrow in some tax dodging location and that would be even more significant, eh Dave?
1923 days ago
Valereum (VLRM) in the Aquis lobster pot has, as of today, zero revenues and – if it is lucky – £300,000 net cash. But mention the magig bitcoin word, throw in a few tokens and some magic beans and, hey presto, promoter David Lenigas and the Sith Lord Zak Mir reckon the shares should hit 60p. That would be a valuation of £38 million. Whatever you say Gents…today’s ramptastic love triangle from twitter is below.
1923 days ago
I start with a few comments on paedophiles as yet another one is brought to my attention from Warwick School. Then it is on to the tawdry world of insanity that is Valereum (VLRM), a true nest of ramping snakes. I then cover Sosandar (SOS), Atalaya (ATYM) and Kefi Gold & Copper (KEFI). Finally, Boohoo.com (BOO) has made a very generous donation to rogue bloggers for Woodlarks and we are almost 1/4 of the way to target. Please make a small donation tonight to get us to that 25% mark, we are just £600 short, HERE.
