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Protect The NHS – Do not leave your house in England & Wales today under any circumstances ahead of Bella

Tom Winnifrith
Monday 28 December 2020

There may be ice on the road and pavements today or even snow as Bella sweeps the country. You may slip. You might hurt yourself. Your car may skid. You may be injured. It is vital that we all protect the NHS by agreeing to 24 hours of house arrest. Surely, even though ICU bed usage across the country is at lower levels than it was this time last year, such a National clampdown ahead of a  dose of global warming, is the logical extension of the policies of bonkers Boris, the little twit Matt Hancock and Mad Mark Drakeford since March. 

For what we must all remember, here in Airstrip One, is that the NHS, the envy of the world, is there to be protected by we plebs who pay for it, it is not there to protect us. Pay rises all round for the Shipmans. Now don’t be a selfish bastard and stay indoors.

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About Tom Winnifrith
Tom Winnifrith is the editor of When he is not harvesting olives in Greece, he is (planning to) raise goats in Wales.
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