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Today's victim of #BrexitDerangementSyndrome is Graham Hughes. Pray for Graham he is very ill

Tom Winnifrith
Thursday 4 March 2021

Just the other day, as we looked at the vast old 1600s chimney in the study here at the Welsh Hovel, I asked the Mrs if she could go onto the village Facebook page to see if any of the poor people had a young son who could pop around to be sent up to clean it. “Don’t be daft” she replied. “They abolished that sort of thing ages ago”. “Political correctness gone mad”, said I. “Thank God we both voted for Brexit and can scrap these insane rules which deny the children of the poor, here in Wales, a chance to earn a few pennies.”


Of course no such conversation took place but in the fevered mind of Graham Hughes, such conversations take place all the time. He also thinks we Brexiteers want to send kids down mines, not that we are allowed to open any mines anymore because that causes global warming. And we Brexiteers want to restart trench warfare. Hell’s teeth he missed out hunting down poor people with horses and hounds.


Graham is obviously running a high fever and suffering wild delusions. This is a common symptom of #BrexitDerangementSyndrome. Pray for Graham. He is ill. 


 


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