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Photo Article from the Welsh Hovel- Christmas bounty as we prepare for the arrival of Olaf

Tom Winnifrith
Tuesday 28 December 2021

The family of the Mrs are a sober bunch, worryingly so in my view, so made a very limited dent in the hoard of booze we had accumulated ahead of their Christmas visit. Indeed it has,net net, grown thanks to the donations below.

I bought the whiskey for the Mrs as a little joke at her expense, her hate crime in refusing to gve Joshua a first name of Patrick as said that she linked that with drunken Irishmen. Being of Irish heritage I was, naturally, grossly offended by this suggest that Ireland may contain more thanits fair share of drunks. And thus, that made her comments, under UK law, a hate crime which one day I shall have to report to the North Wales rozzers. There is some hawthorn brandy in there from sister L and some damson gin from neighbours N&B. The other yellow liquid is a German apple vodka, which sounds like the sort of thing that Olaf might well drink by the pint to quench her famous thirst.

I still have four or five flavoured gins and vodkas in the larder to decant and bottle. Surely even Olaf might struggle with gherkin vodka. Or maybe not? 

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About Tom Winnifrith
Tom Winnifrith is the editor of When he is not harvesting olives in Greece, he is (planning to) raise goats in Wales.
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