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Friday Caption Contest (on Saturday)- Liar & Criminal Chris Huhne Edition

Tom Winnifrith
Saturday 9 February 2013

It could have been Lasagne but that horse has bolted and so, talking of speeding we turn to Chris Huhne, liar and criminal and ex MP. As Mr Huhne awaits his £70,000 pay off (who said that crime does not pay?) and plays with his £600 iPad (claimed on expenses a few days ago) I ask you to provide a caption for this picture

The winner will receive a Chris Huhne Liar! Criminal! t-shirt, which you can also order (along with the mug & hoodie) here.

For what it’s worth my caption is:

“Where you’re going there won’t be any deliveries this Christmas”

Last week I asked you for captions to this picture

Jon Pickles must be on holiday. No Prince Harry jokes. I thought it was an open goal for him, I am afraid that the independent judge was not impressed by the standard of entries and has again awarded the prize to the evil son of deluded Shipston lefties for:

Following the success of imposing Louise Mensch on Corby, Call Me Dave introduces his three new A-List candidates for winnable marginal rural seats, claiming from his Notting Hill mansion that the Conservative Party really does understand village people

Try to give the independent judge a better choice this week. Post your entries below. The deadline is 9 AM on Friday 8th February.

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