No you can't say that Mr Winnifrith, please remember that all the doctors are saints. Okay GP's earn £100,000 on average and are in the top 1% of wage earners and even the junior greedy bastards, when not on strike, are in the top 21% as they do their apprenticeship but doctors are not in it for the cash. They do it because they are all fecking saints.
As such, please do not mention that a survey published today shows that a good number of NHS surgeries are still getting their mug customers ( sorry patients) to call them on premium rate phone lines costing up to 41p a minute.
Hmmm Mrs Jones, the average wait to see a GP on £100,000a year for a 40 hour week is 14-21 days so we can fit you in shortly after that swelling on your leg goes septic. Thank you for waiting for 12 minutes to arrange that appointment, that will be another fiver in phone profits to go toward your Doctor's two week holiday at his ski chalet in Switzerland. Its been a pleasure doing business with you please do call again at any time.
In reading this please remember that doctors are not interested in money at all and next time they go on strike it is all about patient care because all doctors are total saints. That is except Harold Shipman and the folks who killed lots of people at Mid Staffs but we don't mention them because the NHS is fecking perfect or it would be were Jeremy Hunt and the fecking Tories not persecuting the hard working underpaid saints of the medical profession.
And if you do not understand that you are a racist, homophobic, sexist, Daily Mail reading fecking Tory bastard, comprende?