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its 3Pm and Pizza Hardman Darren Atwater starts to panic - I really do feel ill

Tom Winnifrith
Tuesday 19 April 2016

It was 3PM and no articles had appeared on either site. last week I think I was averaging eight or nine a day and, so having filed only a handful yesterday, the complete lack of material was startting to ring alarm bells back in Clerkenwell. But Darren's texts went unanswered.

I truly feel rotten. Since Saturday noon I have been off my food, just about managing half of a small portion when the Mrs took me out to lunch. Life is about lying in bed with Oakley, drinking lempsip and orange juice and occassionally getting up to watch a back episode of Grantchester with the Mrs. She leaves Bristol at 3AM tomorrow for a business trip to Helsinki and I am really not sure how I shall manage the logistics of that.

Pro tem it is another lempsip and back to bed with the morbidly obese three legged cat.

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About Tom Winnifrith
Tom Winnifrith is the editor of When he is not harvesting olives in Greece, he is (planning to) raise goats in Wales.
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