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Hypocrite Theresa May spends YOUR cash to tell you to do as I say not as I do

Tom Winnifrith
Friday 26 August 2016

Our glorious unelected leader Theresa May has today urged folks to "staycation" in Britain to help the economy. What a towering patriot she is. Has she said how she will shower all the Brit-astic members of Team GB with honours to thank them for putting the Great back into Britain? Rule Britannia. Let's ignore how debased those honours are by the stench of years of corruption. Let's all back our country. Play some Elgar.

After all: Theresa did say how we were all in it together and how her brand of conservatism would reach out to thsoe who feel left out and so loathe a rich, out of touch hypocritical elite. So which part of ever more Great Britain did Theresa go to on holiday this year?

Er ....Switzerland. Right. Whatever.

Mrs May is launching a scheme where another £40 million of taxpayers' hard earned cash is spunked on telling us all about what a lovely country the UK is so that we should all go there on holiday. This is because she is a patriotic lover of Great Britain. Has she told you yet about all those CBEs she will be dishing out to anyone remotely liked to Team GB in Rio? But while we sans culottes should eat our cake at home, for Mrs May herself it was Swiss Roll all round during a two week Alpine walking holiday.

Folks are staying in Britain because a sinking pound makes them feel they cannot afford to go abroad. They do so because they feel poor. Only an elitist bitch like Theresa May (or to be fair Dodgy Dave) who is so out of touch that she fails to grasp this truism, would think that spending more money taken via taxes from folks who already feel poorer, to persuade them to do something they are having to do anyway, makes any sense at all.

Theresa I am delighted at how you are reaching out to me you patronising and hypocritical old bag. Keep up the good work. We are all in it together.

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About Tom Winnifrith
Tom Winnifrith is the editor of When he is not harvesting olives in Greece, he is (planning to) raise goats in Wales.
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