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Pizza Hardman: how about naming your son Thatcher Winnifrith?

Tom Winnifrith
Saturday 17 September 2016

Given that the pizza Hard Man Darren Atwater is Canadian, thus by definition a deluded lefty, you have to give him credit for the idea. We now have only 41 days to find a name for my son and there is still no resolution to the dispute between myself and the Mrs. Maybe I should tell the Mrs that my best man gets the casting vote in the event of a deadlock and that he is going for Thatcher as a first name?

The mother-in-law, retired NHS doctor and diehard socialist has put her foot down. I sense that Darren is now not in her good books. But before she gets any ideas I have made it clear that Blair is not an option. Nor for that matter is Jeremy or Owen

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About Tom Winnifrith
Tom Winnifrith is the editor of When he is not harvesting olives in Greece, he is (planning to) raise goats in Wales.
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