Have you forgotten that it is #NationalGrilledCheeseDay ?

Really? Maybe it is only a North American thing but it is trending on twitter in the US. My colleague Darren Atwater argues, as a son of the hellish socialist free speech denying rapidly going down the pan under its clownish PM part of North America, that we need to take this day seriously.

"This is one of my biggest gripes about the UK: lack of grilled cheese sandwiches. #toastiesarenotgrilledcheese

Indeed. In today's world forget Syria or trade wars with China this is indeed the big issue. Chuck out your toasties and start grilling your cheese like a North American and pretty soon you too can be 23 stone and looking like so many other folks in the former colonies.