Some may describe this as being more tasteless than a Findus horse lasagne. There will be those who gloss over the reports of repeated domestic incidents in this household and say that we should all move on. I haven’t. And so I bring you the best of the Oscar Pistorious twitter jokes today
Oscar Pistorious killed his misses on valentines day so dont complain when yours forgets 2 get a card
Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don’t try to surprise Oscar Pistorious.
Oscar Pistorious. Proof that a man with no legs is better at shooting than Theo Walcott.
Oscar Pistorious. A history of violence against women and has spent most of his life legless. He’s the South African Paul Gascoigne.
Oscar Pistorious shot dead his girlfriend last night. By the looks of things, he doesn’t really have a leg to stand on…
Can’t blame Oscar Pistorious for mistaking his girlfriend for a burglar. One takes half your money and possessions. The other is a burglar.
I think Oscar Pistorious took the band name ‘Bullet for my valentine’ a little too far
Lesson from Oscar Pistorious’ girlfriend shooting? If your boyfriend has a gun, always try and get home b4 him.
Police confirm that when Oscar Pistorious was arrested he was armed with a gun and two blades
Think its pretty clear that Oscar Pistorious is an un-stable man
Apparently oscar pistorious shot his misses because he thought she was an intruder, police say he was on a night out an came home legless
Oscar Pistorious has now taken the worst boyfriend title away from Chris Brown. Shooting your misses on Valentines day.
Why was Oscar Pistorius’s girlfriend burgling him? Yet more proof that women are mental.
Oscar Pistorious- by the sounds of things he may not have legs but he is fully armed!
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