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The Cleaning Lady has arrived …thank God

Tom Winnifrith
Friday 24 April 2015

Oakley and Tara are terrified of her hoover but the cats know that even more frightening would be the wrath of the Mrs were she to arrive back next week and see the State of the house. Thank God the cleaning lady has arrived and like the German army sweeping through France in 1940 she has cleared away all evidence of our various transgressions. Only one challenge now remains.

I leave for London on Tuesday. That means that I have four days in which to ensure that neither myself or the cats makes any sort of mess. I am thinking that to play it safe the cats and I should book into a hotel right now.  The four day challenge begins.

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Tom Winnifrith is the editor of When he is not harvesting olives in Greece, he is (planning to) raise goats in Wales.
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