The presents for baby with no name continue to flood in. Last week saw a box arrive from the colleagues of the Mrs who had taken time off from filling the empty minds of impressionable millennials with left wing nonsense, to send us some gifts. There were flowers and chocolates for the Mrs but nothing for me as I am a patriarchal white man who exposed himself as an evil capitalist in a lecture given to the students of the Mrs. For the baby with no name there was a balloon and a small teddy.
But Teddy Bears are, like the Mrs, meant to be brown. This bear, as you can see is white. He is therefore now known as "racist bear".
In this house that is known as irony. The worrying thing is that many of the colleagues of the Mrs would regard it as a serious and valid critique of the world of stuffed bears.
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