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Things that became racist in 2021 No 476 - a lack of trees

Tom Winnifrith
Tuesday 29 June 2021

You may remember that among the things that became racist this year were trees. They joined other alt-right offenders such as coffee, fried chicken, women’s hockey and underpants, sand and an ever longer list of shame. Now thanks to that go to publication for the racist list of shame, The Guardian, we have another hate criminal. A lack of trees.

Jeepers, trees or no trees. If, as I intend to do, I plant another 150 olive trees here on our Greek eco palace, a non BAME part of the world, am I adding to the shade disparity so signalling alt-right intent or am saving the frigging planet Greta style? Should I just chop all the trees down to show how woke I am? Life is so difficult.

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About Tom Winnifrith
Tom Winnifrith is the editor of When he is not harvesting olives in Greece, he is (planning to) raise goats in Wales.
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