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As its #WorldVegetarianday for lunch I enjoyed a juicy...

Tom Winnifrith
Saturday 1 October 2016

Crab and lobster burger did nicely for me. But as it was world vegetarian day I also pinched a bit of bacon from the plate of the Mrs. Tonight I am not sure what we are having but it will not be rabbit food. 

Vegetarian food is almost always boring as hell. But not as boring as some pious and anaemic millennials and/or dreary middle aged Guardian readers lecturing you that it is world (please insert some moronic cause) day and that i should try to be as tedious and holier than thou as they are, for 24 hours.

Personally I am looking forward to "World treat capitalists as heroes day" or perhaps "World "oggle some hot female beach volleyball players while drinking beer day" but somehow they never seem to come around.

That is because all "world days" have to be both boring in the extreme and/or celebrating those who take from society as opposed to those whose hard work pays for everything.

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About Tom Winnifrith
Tom Winnifrith is the editor of When he is not harvesting olives in Greece, he is (planning to) raise goats in Wales.
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